never play flip cup with pint glasses
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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