Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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