shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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