i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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