I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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