I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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