it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Randomize
