I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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