He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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