bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
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then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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