No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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