Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Can you bring me the toilet please
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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