I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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