I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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