The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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