I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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