Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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