who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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