You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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