if i can run in heels then i can drive
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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