got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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