And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I pour the whiskey from now on
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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