She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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