quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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