She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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