Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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