the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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