He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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