So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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