That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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