I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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