Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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