he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Farmville is her only friend.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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