2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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