I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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