1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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