Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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