Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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