Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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