I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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