Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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