3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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