I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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