Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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