Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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