apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
