I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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