Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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