I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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