He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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