I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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