idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize