its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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