BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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