yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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