And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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