So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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