I skipped work to stalk him.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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